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The Man Who Designed Star Wars‘ Death Star Finally Answers His Critics

“I have one response to all of you who blame me for the
destruction of the Death Star: Are you
FUCKING serious???

This hilarious open letter over at Dorkly comes from Dak
Exhaustport, the heretofore unnamed joe who drew up the blueprints for the
Death Star. And he says that what some saw as a flaw is actually a necessity And
that exhaust port isn’t really a vulnerability unless Jedi exist. Thankfully, they’re
all dead, right?

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