To: Luke
From: Owen
Re: Reportage
https://lastchance.cc/reportage-5148508%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
UPDATE: Wow. OK, I feel compelled to add to this, just so no one fears for my safety or property. Or thinks I’m that much of a naive imbecile. There were some parts to this story I withheld for poetic license. You should know the guy didn’t buy my TV because he in fact came down to check out it and one other – and bought it, a Sony (mine was a Philips, so, definitely inferior.) I saw the TV in his truck. He called me twice, the second time was after the ad expired. So I’d talked him out of it the first time. He never did anything in my apartment other than examine the TV and how it displayed the modded Xbox. He felt so bad about wasting my time he offered to pay me $25. I refused. And finally, I’m unemployed and I’m here 24/7, practically. Plus, this place is so ghetto all the burglars who live here would chase off and beat the shit out of any out of town competition.
Sheesh. But glad to know everyone cares! And I like the idea of someone sneaking in and stealing three items worth $120, San Andreas-style.
Some highlights:
Red Dead Appreciation, and Hopes for Redemption
Headbang Hero: Rock Out with Your Locks Out
EA Considered Booting Favre from Madden Cover
Have Your Rock Band Cake, and GH:WT Bundle for $60, Too
Ghostbusters: The Video Game Preview: Don’t Cross The Streams
Rumor: Namco Yanks Splatterhouse From Bottlerocket
Konami Smacks Down 100+ Metal Gear Online Accounts
https://lastchance.cc/red-dead-appreciation-and-hopes-for-redemption-5149146%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
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