Iām not a fit guy, partly because I eat like crap and drink like a carp. But I go to the gym, if only to burn off the bad calories. And January is the worst month for going.
Weāre on Jan. 21, which means another three weeks, at least of āThe Resolutionsā monopolizing the cardio equipment before they give up. Itās not a bogus trend, the parking lot at mine is absolutely jampacked during the hour I normally go, and thatās about 10 a.m.
Folks whoāve decided to hit the gym as a New Yearās promise arenāt as likely to go to the free weights. Then again, neither am I. But In December I could go to my gym and have my pick of the equipment. For the past three days Iāve been using a treadmill in bad need of a belt waxing, with a display programmed in Spanish.
Anyway, talk about your New Yearās Resolutions, and those who are keeping you from completing them, while you consider these topics.
Captain America will be retitled as āThe Last Avengerā in Russia and South Korea, to not offend sensibilities there.
A sports writer tracks down a troll and, naturally, discovers that his tormenter is not such a bad guy after all. I donāt think itās because trolls are, deep down, conflicted individuals who want to go out for hamburgers and sing a Fat Albert song when they learn someone cares. I think itās because trolls, when confronted in real life, magically turn into pussies.
Blanket for sale on eBay, measuring 80 by 67 inches, made of 100 percent genuine hamster fur. Asking $3,999.
Iām not sure how to explain this, but an expert witness used some stock photos to show how images could be manipulated into depicting child pornography. Heās now being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
