Hello, Kotaku. Itâs the middle of the week. Itâs 10:30 PM. Do you know where your open thread is?
Oh right, itâs here. Youâre flippin standing on it.
Here are some things from the internet:
10 Aliens Cunningly Disguised as Celebrities â Yep, Summer Glau is on here. Apparently many aliens are attractive brunettes with large eyes.
The two finalists to direct the next two Hunger Games movies â Well hmm. I guess these guys are good? Miller is, anyway. He directed Moneyball.
The 21 Worst Things In The World â Oh my god, BuzzFeed. Quit being so right about stuff.
RIP, Dick Clark â I mainly thought of you as the guy from those hilarious Dana Carvey sketches, but still⊠American Bandstand. Respect.
Youâre going to get the entire new season of Arrested Development all at once â Good god, that is the best news. This is most assuredly not a huge mistake.
Here is some Enya. â No really! Here is some Enya. Iâm not kidding. Itâs Enya.
Okay fine, hereâs Mr. Bungle with âSqueeze Me Macaroniâ â Because I couldnât leave things on Enya.
And thatâs that. Have a good rest of your hump day!