Whatās up, buttheads. Itās me, Biff. Look, I know my sports betting advice this year didnāt play out so well. Sorry if you bet your adjustable-rate mortgage balloon payment on one of my lead pipe locks. How was I to know I had a printerās error? Really, that stuff was the Grayās Sports Almanac from 2014. So just bet my advice in two years at triple the amount, youāll win back everything you lost and still make a fortune.
Anyway, even if I did give you the other half of the almanac, the notable events of 2012, what sports book was gonna give you odds that NBA Live 13 wouldnāt release? That MLB 2K12 would be the last baseball game on the Xbox 360? OK, alright, those were probably even-money propositions. Still, hereās the rest of what I should have told you would happen in 2012.
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Like the Rest of Us, Madden Submits a Bracketāand Prays It Gets a Winner
The dominoes that fell in Peyton Manningās release, free agency, and his signing on Tuesday with the Broncos tumbled all the way to the cover of the NFLās signature video game. MoreĀ Ā»
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Mr. Yamauchi, Please Go See the Mariners Play. You Own the Team, After All
The man who made Nintendo into a video gaming giant is warmly regarded in Seattle. But Hiroshi Yamauchi has never seen his team play. There are rumors, going back as far as 1992, that he doesnāt even like baseball. Seattle and the Oakland Athletics opened the Major League Baseball season on March 28 and 29 in Tokyo. It was the last chance for Yamauchi to see the team he āhas always viewed ā¦ as a thank you to Seattle for being so welcoming to Nintendo of America.ā MoreĀ Ā»
In One of the Greatest Comebacks in Sports History, Fans Fund āThe Tecmo Bowl MMOā
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Two days ago, the āTecmo Bowl MMOā was left for dead, less than halfway to its funding goal on Kickstarter. After a last-minute comeback that conjures images of the Music City Miracle, the Ghost to the Post, and the Bills sundering the Oilers in 1993, Gridiron Heroes met its funding target. Sportās most emotional moments are often the ones manifested as allegories of real life victories. That makes it precious, indeed, when the beauty of real life echoes the triumph of sport. MoreĀ Ā»
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A Very Moving Day for a Woman at The Masters
After two rounds at The Masters, the 44 best scores and ties, plus anyone within 10 strokes of the leader, make the cut. Since 2006, when the course was lengthened, no American amateur has survived to āMoving Day,ā the nickname for Saturdayās round. Yesterday, I did so. As a woman. MoreĀ Ā»
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The Agonizing Death of the Greatest Perfect Game Never Pitched
T.J. Brida usually shows up 15 minutes ahead of his shift. This day, he was thinking heād be late. He pulled on his work shirt, ran out the front door, got in his car and lit a cigarette, cursing and smacking the steering wheel all the way.
T.J. Brida had just thrown 13 1/3 innings of perfect baseball. And then he gave up a hit. MoreĀ Ā»
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The True Story Behind Scott Ratchman, the Little Bastard of Tiger Woods PGA Tour
Every main character needs a good nemesis. Seinfeld has Newman. McBain has Mendoza. And Tiger Woods has Scott Ratchman, who represents all the older kids Tiger defeated in his youth career.
Better Know an Umpire: Wally Hughes of MLB 12 The Show
Welcome to Better Know An Umpire, an effort to educate ourselves on the human elementsādeliberately programmed into a computer simulationāwho have ultimate decision-making power over millions of games played in MLB 12 The Show on the PlayStation 3.MoreĀ Ā»
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Eight Men In: Cheating Tarnishes Everyone in 2K Sportsā Million-Dollar Scandal
Itās appalling that anyone would think that rigging the opposing lineup is acceptable in a million-dollar contest predicated on throwing a perfect game. What is truly outrageous is that the contestās administrators at 2K Sports saw nothing wrong with it either.MoreĀ Ā»
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Sorry, South Alabama, Youāre Not in the Game
The University of South Alabama is none too pleased they wonāt be appearing in NCAA Football 13 when the game releases in July. This season will be USAās debut year in Division I-A Football Bowl Subdivision play, and while theyāre ineligible for postseason bowls, three other schools making their Division I-A FBS debutāMassachusetts, Texas-San Antonio and Texas Stateāwill be included. MoreĀ Ā»
A Heisman Winner Gets His Close-Upābut Without the Right Music
As a private-school doormat for decades to two big-boy conferences, until last year most people couldnāt name one guy on the Baylor football roster. Even if Robert Griffin III won the Heisman Trophy in 2011, it didnāt make the schoolās fight song any more recognizable last week. Maybe thatās why so few noticed that when NCAA Football 13 releasedāwith Griffin himself on the coverāthe Bears didnāt take the field to āOld Fite.ā. MoreĀ Ā»
THQ Sold Out to EA Sports Because It Didnāt Break Even on UFC 3
It should be no surprise that THQ jettisoned its expensive exclusive license to make video games with the UFCās imagery and fighters. The company is hurting badly and had gone through a huge, soul-searching reorganization, jettisoning its kids-stuff division and completely bailing on E3 this year. In a surprise announcement, EA Sports revealed it had bought the UFC license from THQ. MoreĀ Ā»
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A Meaningless Settlement Keeps a Clipboard Quarterback in the Game
Twenty-seven million dollars is a lot of money. But itās not significant. Not in the case of the Madden monopoly lawsuit. In fact, Iām struck by how meaningless all of the terms are in its settlement. MoreĀ Ā»
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Michael Jordan and the Dream Team Meet the 2012 Gold Medalists in NBA 2K13
When Kobe Bryant hypothesized that the 2012 U.S. Menās Basketball Team would beat the 1992 squadāthe original Dream TeamāMichael Jordan just laughed. Charles Barkley said only three players from the current team could have cracked their roster.
Video gamers can settle it for themselves this October when both squads, in their United States Olympic uniforms, appear in NBA 2K13. And yes, that means Barkley is at long last returning to a video game.MoreĀ Ā»
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If Not This Year, Womenās Soccer Will Be In Video Games Soon, Says FIFA Producer
Itās inevitable that women will appear as playable athletes in a football title, the executive producer of the FIFA video game series told a petition organizer. But itās far too late for that to happen in FIFA 13, and he couldnāt commit to any future year in which it might for his series.
Still, whatever is done needs to be done right, David Rutter told Fernanda Schabarum, a 29-year-old gamer living in South Florida. It canāt be a token tack-on feature, and certainly not a downloadable game or extension that sends a message that women play a second-class sport. MoreĀ Ā»
EA Sports Brings Womenās Hockey Stars Into the GameāWithout a League of Their Own
EA Sports, though it is inviting women who are hockey fans to its product, has also invited a different problem this year by signing up the Canadian womenās star Hayley Wickenheiser, and United States national team standout Angela Ruggiero. Both will appear in the āLegendsā mode of NHL 13, which is due out Sept. 11 in North America. āBe a Legendā puts an all-time great from a past era on the ice in present time. Ruggiero and Wickenheiser, both gold medalist Olympians, have well earned a roster spot. But these are the first two real-life female athletes to appear in a video game simulation of an all-male professional team sport. And so their inclusion raises the uncomfortable question of how to rate their skill relative to a universe of male performers. MoreĀ Ā»
Maddenās Master of Fake Twitter Must Tell a Story Deeper Than 140 Characters
I knew what was coming after I lost to Green Bay, 24-17, in Week 11 of my first season in Madden NFL 13. It was the same kind of thing that came in Week 2 after a gutwrenching 24-20 loss at home to San Francisco, in which I was cited for the lack of a āclutch gene.ā
It was ESPNās Skip Bayless, a media personality I actively avoid, someone put on my TV screen by my Xbox 360 to bray about my defenseās inability to tackle opposing runners. Never mind that I was controlling just one player, a running back. Win as a team, lose as a team, get ripped by Skip as a team. If itās in the game, itās in the game.
āHah-hah, thereās Skip!ā said my opponent, still connected by chat.
āFuck you, Skip!ā I growled.MoreĀ Ā»
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Season or No Season, NHL 13ās āHercules Checkā is Hockeyās Greatest Hit Ever
This is a glitch video to end all glitch videos, and not just because thatās a player getting checked over the glass and into the fourth row of a hockey arena. Itās also Sidney Freaking Crosby, the Pittsburgh Penguins superstar who has lost, like, an entire seasonās worth of games due to concussions, going back to early 2011. MoreĀ Ā»
A Silent Service Delivers the Sound of Saturday to NCAA Football
Benās face already betrayed the onset of a sunburn, and though I had worn a cap, my neck and cheeks were sure to peel in the next two days. My feet throbbed and by Monday Iād be walking with a limp, thanks to a poor choice of shoes.
To explain what the hell we were doing, you have to go back to the roof of a parking deck in Florida about nine years ago. MoreĀ Ā»
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EA Sports Cancels NBA Live 13
EA Sports, on Sept. 27, canceled its troubled NBA Live 13 project. It is the second time in three years that sports video gamingās dominant publisher has pulled the plug on its NBA simulation at the last minute.
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If It Hasnāt Already, EA Sports Should Get Out of the NBA
EA Sports should junk its NBA simulation. Just get out of it and this license altogether. There is no upside to kicking the NBA Live can another year down the road, for either management or labor. Two straight efforts at publishing an NBA simulation have failed, which didnāt even happen in the days when games were sold on cartridges. It only gets worse from here. MoreĀ Ā»
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Real Names in Games Mean More Money for the NCAA, Executive Argued
Five years ago, an NCAA executive said EA Sports should be allowed to use actual names of its amateur athletesācommanding a higher licensing fee as a resultābecause playersā likenesses were ārigged into the games now by illegal means.ā Permitting their use would clear up the matter and bring more money to the NCAA, he said. The comments came to light in documents exposed by a lawsuit 15 former college players have brought against the NCAA and EA Sports.MoreĀ Ā»
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Ex-Developerās Rant Reveals Why Madden is a Dream Job, and Disillusioning
Nothing deleted from Twitter is ever deleted on time, and sometime between Monday and Tuesday, a disillusioned former Madden developer figured that out. By then, his unvarnished rant tossed a dripping slab of red meat to Maddenās many Internet enemies, and it didnāt win the author much support from his old friends. MoreĀ Ā»
