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These Are All Real Achievements: Not in the Face, Quit Poking Me, Jumped the Shark

Shinobi isn’t just a wonderful throw-back to the classic, painfully hard Shinobi of the 80s, it’s also a game with a surprisingly long, surprisingly humorous list of achievements.

Here’s a few I jotted down following a play session with the upcoming 3DS game.

Two left feet: Fall into a pit.

Not in the face: Killed by a melee attack.

Ninja reflex: Parry and attack.

All fun and games: The best way to avoid being killed is to not block with your face.

Quit poking me: Jump into fire or spikes.

Die hard: 100 deaths.

I have the power: Discover ninja magic

The One: Parry 100 attacks

Jumped the shark: Did you just jump over a shark?

Thanks you’re the best: Watching the credits.

Float like a butterfly: Complete a level without any parry.

S is for shinobi: Achieve an S rank in all levels.


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