These Mario Clones For Android Are Ridiculous

I love my Android phone. I really do. It feels personalized, it does everything I need it to do, and even though it has its flaws, I still like using it better than I like using iOS and iTunes (which I experience with my iPod touch).

Apps for Android, though, are rather infamously a minefield of “anything goes.” Even though Google officially banned clones from their marketplace, Google Play, earlier this summer, knockoffs remain rampant.

https://lastchance.cc/google-outlaws-app-clones-on-google-play-5930945%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

The murky underworld of replicated games isn’t limited to mimicking modern mobile classics like Angry Birds and Fruit Ninja, though. Super Mario Brothers, the 8-bit icon that launched an era over 25 years ago, somehow remains incredibly popular to clone even now. The illegal ROM emulators that Google Play carries in abundance at least make a kind of sense. These knockoffs, though, boggle the mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSvk2Kh9Zg

Super Daddio

The jagged mountain-scape, mysterious door, and ability to throw bricks sure weren’t in the original. Everything else, though, seems, shall we say, eerily familiar. [link]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r06oRqEZWj0

Mobile Andrio

Andrio, at least, leaves the 8-bit world behind and instead cribs more strongly from later entries Super Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario World. The lack of background music is, for once, a plus. [link]

Mobile Jario

Mario’s—sorry, Jario’s—spelunking headlamp is a nice touch, as are the “J” blocks. Because why wonder what’s inside a question mark when you can plop your own initial on everything and know the contents will make you awesome? [link]

Super Jump

The developer’s description reads almost like a demented haiku:

“The top has a needle.

Bidding increases the ground.

When you touch the screen to jump.

Good luck.” [link]

Dr. Droid

And we wrap up with this Dr. Mario clone, the full title of which is actually Dr. Droid (Dr Mario Game). Its reviews speak surprisingly highly of it, and yet one gets right to the point: “I would give it 5 stars if it was the real game.” [link]