Coffee is pretty sexy. Especially home-ground, French-press coffee. You heat the water, you grind the beans, you push the plunger. Yes! Yes! Oh, God!
Video game-maker of our hearts Pippin Barr, whose last game was based on the oh-so-dreamy Epic Sax Guy, has now crafted a new flash game about coffee, and also about sex.
https://lastchance.cc/this-game-will-make-your-epic-sax-guy-dreams-come-true-5897506%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Cheekily titled Hot Coffee (named for the now-infamous “Hot Coffee” sex minigame in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas), the game takes you thorough the stages of coffee-making, egging you on in saucy fashion.
http://lastchance.cc/5350482/take+two-reaches-20m-settlement-in-gta-hot-coffee-suit%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Wait, wait… let the grounds really sit in the water… mmm, now push it! Push it real good!
Excuse me. I need a cigarette. And some coffee.
Hot Coffee [Pippinbarr.com]
(Top photo djrue | /Flickr)
