Well, itās a bat, basically. The āPenetrator,ā the notorious four-foot long dickbat in Saints Row: The Third, runs afoul of Japanese laws prohibiting the display of genitalia, so Volition just turned the thing into a garden-variety aluminum baseball bat. Why not a four-foot long tentacle bat?
Still no word on the whereabouts of the missing real-world dildo bats THQ sent to the Netherlands and France as promotional swag.