When I wrote about that amazing Mario Kart board game last week and posted the video, a few of you said someone should make a little remote-control race track based on Nintendoâs popular game. Damn you!
Not only does such a thing exist, it was shown off at this yearâs Tokyo Toy Show. And boy is it depressing, packed with flimsy bits of colored paper and painfully-routine slotted cars. Where are the slotted turtle shells? Where is the turbo button?
https://lastchance.cc/the-delights-of-the-tokyo-toy-show-5589734%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
This is the sort of toy that kills dreams. I hope youâre happy Internet!
