This Renegade Shepard Probably Beats Your Renegade Shepard

Sterling Archer, the star behind the animated spy sitcom airing on the FX network (also called Archer!), is hands down one of the biggest jerks on TV. We’re talking like, someone so awful that he makes Walter White from Breaking Bad look like a nice, upstanding guy.

He’s rude. He’s self-centered. He’s a womanizer. He’s brazen. He has some serious mommy issues.

Hmm. Archer makes for the perfect character to base a renegade playthrough of Mass Effect on, don’t you think? I’m all the more convinced by the @ArcherShepard Twitter account, which tweets things that you can practically hear in Archer’s voice.

For your consideration:

Cutting off the Council is almost as satisfying as hanging up on Mother

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013

You, Requisitions Guy, give me a gun

Well obviously I don't remember your name

Just because I talk to you every day it doesn't mean I care

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

No, Jack, don't… You're so ugly when you cry

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013

Jesus, Garrus, could you try not getting shot!

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013

Chakwas, you are my Oprah

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Holy shit, I just blew nine million credits in ten minutes…

Kaidan did it!

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Oh, big surprise, the anomaly is another geth ambush.

Seriously guys, try to mix it up a little bit

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Oh my god I fucking hate thresher maws

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Alright, time to go after Saren.

As soon as I win back those one million credits I lost at Flux

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Go away, Conrad. If you were a hot chick I'd probably be more interested

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Tali, what is up with that accent? Are you Russian or what?

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013

Mordin, stop testing everything on the interns.

Wait, they're actual crew members? We pay these idiots?

— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 27, 2013