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This Rock Band Name Goes to 11

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To: Luke

From: Owen

Re: Cussinā€™ and Nintendo

https://lastchance.cc/cussin-and-nintendo-5133072%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Yep, so thatā€™s my Rock Band bandā€™s new name. Pretty bitchinā€™, ainā€™t it? I was going for something a little sentimental, but with enough of an edge to let everybody know we can and will fuck you up and RAWK!!!! you OUT!!!! (/devil horns) Started over last night, got the tour bus and painted that name on the sucker. Then I went up in front of a bunch of big-hair 1980s groupies and 100 percented ā€œRound and Round.ā€ On easy. Oh hell yes I did! After my set the stage got hit by a Category 5 hurricane oā€™ panties. Hey ladies, who wants to go to bed with the lead guitarist of GRANDMA INCEST!!! Whoa, whoa, just three at a time now ā€¦

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Note: The artist gratefully acknowledges his best friend Richard, who in fact came up with this hypothetical metal band name many years ago.

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