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This Touch My Katamari Trailer Needs 500% More Crazy To Be Really Katamari

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Itā€™s been a rocky ride for Namcoā€™s Katamari games ever since Keita Takahashi left the Japanese publisher. The odd, left-field whimsy that the game designer imbued 2004ā€™s Katamari Damacy with dwindled with each sequel. Still, Stephen Totiloā€™s last look at Touch My Katamari made me wonder if Namco might be finding their way back to some kind of charm or interesting mechanics with the franchise.

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This trailer takes any hope of that away. I mean, yeah, thereā€™s a goofy art style and pompous, tone-deaf narration and the King of All Cosmos. Those things are there. But they donā€™t feel right, like a little kid re-telling a joke he heard older kids on the school bus laughing about.

I donā€™t know, Namco. I may not want to touch this Katamari after all.

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