Watching a celebrity dissolve before your very eyes is entertaining, but Charlie Sheenâs reign as everybodyâs favorite frothing-at-the-mouth WINNER can only last so long. Luckily for Blood Energy Potion creators Harcos Laboratories, printing out stickers doesnât take long at all.
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Perhaps Iâm only jealous because Iâm not winning, but that could all change once I get my hands on Tiger Blood Energy Potion, available now at Harcos Labsâ store and coming soon to Urban Outfitters and Itâs Sugar locations.
What theyâve done here â try to keep up â is taken the regular Blood Energy Potion, and stuck a sticker on it. Ridiculously simple? Your tiny mind canât even comprehend it. You try to process it, but you canât. Youâve just got to unplug that thing.
Your only real hope is an infusion of Tiger Blood. Itâs the closest thing you can get to snorting pure Charlie Sheen, and even a taste of Charlie Sheen would melt your face. Sure, youâd be cured of your drug addiction in 30 minutes, but youâll never score a pair of smokinâ hotties with a melted face.
Itâs a completely ridiculous product. It will make them a mint.
If you do give Tiger Blood a try, be sure to drop Charlie a line and let him know youâre on his level now.
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