Top 5 of 10: Bad Dog Days

Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there.

•Top 5 Game Characters Having a Worse Day Than You [Calm Down Tom] Though No. 2 is “Kane and/or Lynch in Kane and Lynch 2,” I’d argue that you are having a worse day than Kane and/or Lynch if you’re playing Kane and/or Lynch having a worse day than you in Kane and Lynch 2. Which is a Möbius band of head-asplode meta.

•Why Sony’s PSP 2 (a.k.a. NGP) Is Doomed to Fail [UGO] Buried practically moments after its release, the same set of charges levied at the PSPgo are brought against the NGP, months before it is due on shelves – although “nuclear disaster” and “anonymous” were not problems the Go had to confront.

•Top 5 Gaming Related Attacks From Anonymous [The Kartel] On that note, in light of Anonymous’ temper tantrum against SCEA earlier this week, here’s a roundup of its five greatest hits also tied to games. Battletoads was Anon’s doing? I thought that was straight 4chan.

•Top Eight Video Game Predators [Ranker] Why don’t you have a seat right there, and revisit eight of the skin-crawlingest episodes of pedophiles luring kids using video game consoles or online games.

•Ten of the Best Water Effects in Video Games [Gaming Bolt] ((( Ø ))) <— Best water effects in ASCII.