Tribes: Ascend‘s “Llama Island” Trailer Is Heartbreakingly Familiar

By Mike Fahey Published March 9, 2012 |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjyUy5f3VIw

Tribes: Ascend officially launches on April 12, a day when llamas will rain from the sky, filling multiplayer maps with fresh corpses until they’re nothing but islands of dead… oh! See what they did there?

https://lastchance.cc/the-most-heartbreaking-zombie-video-game-trailer-youll-5762287%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

For those of you confused about llamas (we’ve all been there?), that’s what we call a Tribes player that rushes the enemy flag endlessly with no regard for tactics or strategy, keeping the flag from the hands of players that could actually do something with it like, oh, score a capture. It’s pretty much the Tribes equivalent of newbie, used to celebrate many different stupid occasions.

I subscribe to an entirely different definition of the word myself.

Now everybody dubstep!

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