Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I donât play a ton of Pokemon, but I do enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So, Hereâs Another Pokemon! Itâs Tyrunt!
Tyrunt Details
Type: Rock / Dragon
Average Height: 2âČ 07âł
Average Weight: 57.3 lbs.
First Added In Generation VI
Dinosaurs are cool. I love those big, nasty lizards. Jurassic Park? One of my favorite films. Turok? WellâŠokay, so not great, but I do love the dinos in it. So I was excited to cover Tyrunt, a dino-looking Pokemon. Then I found out that Tyrunt is a spoiled baby that throws a tantrum if it doesnât get what it wants. Thatâs not a cool dinosaur at all!
According to multiple Pokedex entries found on Bulbapedia, Tyrunt is just the worst kind of brat, throwing a tantrum and getting angry if something happens that it doesnât like or if it encounters something itâs not a fan of. Like assholes on the internet who violently freak out if a cartoon trailer features a few too many women or people of color, Tyrunt canât handle things that arenât specifically what it wants and likes.
Not only that but Tyrunt is also considered a very selfish Pokemon, not worrying about anyone but its own dino-ass. When it gets mad or annoyed it lashes out violently, ripping apart cars and other objects in its way. Did you park your car too close to a Tyruntâs favorite tree? Guess what? You donât have a working car anymore. Not cool, Tyrunt. Not cool at all.
Oh, and if you try to play with Tyrunt, it will most likely inflict âgrievous woundsâ in the process. Thatâs because, as mentioned already, this thing is a tiny brat with no self-control who is also super selfish. I love dinosaurs, but I hate you Tyrunt. You suck.
Random Facts
Wait⊠Tyrunt is a dragon? Itâs not a dinosaur. Well, that makes sense. As weâve seen before in this series, dragons suck.
According to Bulbapedia, no other Pokemon has the same type combination as Tyrunt and its evolution. (Which looks so much cooler.)
Iâll admit that Tyrunt is a good name.
Best Comment From Last Week
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