Put Johnny Depp in a silly hat, slather some makeup on him, add a couple of deformed tiny people, and youāve got another one of my childhood memories ruined forever, and some hideous box art to boot.
First Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, now this. I donāt know if Tim Burton needs to find some new actors who will put up with him, or if he just needs to leave my childhood alone completely. Batman was great. The Nightmare Before Christmas is still a classic, as long as you avoid Hot Topic around Christmas time. Hell, I even enjoy Edward Scissorhands, as it hearkens back to a time when Johnny Deppās face and ridiculous makeup were just getting to know each other. Now itās just getting old, and tired.
You know what Iād like? A game or movie called Alice in Wonderland where the posters and box art have ALICE on the cover. Iām going to stop before my head explodes.
