Bad enough that this suckerâs set in Louisiana and still features a cricket bat â Iâve truly never heard of anyone playing that game south of the Mason-Dixon, outside of university graduate students from India.
This viral vid across the pond for Left 4 Dead 2 furthers the European co-opting of the zombie genre â as American as the Fourth of July, apple pie and loud mufflers â by applying all sorts of Euro words to zombie-fightinâ weaponry. You donât have a chainsaw but you do have a what? âA ⊠âstrimmer'â?
The hell is a âstrimmerâ?
Looky here, beefeater. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granddaddy kicked your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granddaddyâs ass back in 1812, and then my granddaddy, forgiving all of that, bailed yâall out in the big Dubya-Dubya-Eye-Eye, so that I would grow up in a world where I had the inalienable right to call that goddamn yard tool by its proper generic name â âweedwhacker.â
Video: Left 4 Dead 2 UK Survival 101 Viral Teaser [Gay Gamer]
