Okay, yes, inserting censorship *bleep*s over clean dialogue to suggest naughtiness is a cheap way to get a laugh. And yes, itâs something that Jimmy Kimmel has already done to death. And yet, this second âUnnecessary Censorshipâ video of Skyrim is actually funnier than the first one, which we posted a while back
https://lastchance.cc/this-skyrim-video-will-make-you-laugh-until-you-bleep-5863569%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Some of these are, frankly, a bit disturbing, even. Favorite lines this time around:
âDonât let my appearance fool you. Iâm older than you. A lot older. Getting [bleep]ed by a vampire when youâre ten will do that to a girl.â
âThe gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your [bleep]. I can respect thatâ
And the winner:
âWell, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long s[bleep]s on the beach, knitting, and unicorns.â
Iâve often wondered where the people of Skyrim take dumps. Turns out itâs on the beach.
Thanks, Mathue, for the tip.