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Video Game PR Issues Beautiful “No Comment” In Haiku

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The Yakuza games are some of the very best on the PS3, so Sega’s silence on a possible localisation of Yakuza 5 is killing me

https://lastchance.cc/sega-where-the-hell-is-yakuza-5-5984109%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

The publisher has since broken that silence, however, responding to a Yakuza fansite. In haiku. Like every single Japan-related PR communication should be.

The poem, sent to Yakuza Fan, reads:

I cannot comment.
Stay tuned to the Sega site.
Good information.

E3 is close. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for E3, OK?

Yakuza Haiku [Yakuza Fan]

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