Wearing Coke Bottles

To: Crecente

From: Bashcraft

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So……………. My two-week contracts aren’t working out so well! I didn’t it but a few hours before I had to take ’em out. Tried to type with my laptop a few inches from my nose, but that was a blur — leading to creative spellings like “Dong Kong” instead of “Donkey Kong”.

Found a pair of glasses I wore about 8 or 9 years ago. Prescription is totally different, so it’s like wearing a fish bowl on my head. Looking at the screen is OK, turning my head? WOOZY.

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