Week in Games: What has 64 Feet and No Pubic Hair

Why, the front row of a Hannah Montana concert! This week Hannah Montana: The Movie drops on not one but both (!!!) consoles I own, and McWhertor, surprisingly, hasn’t asked me to review it.

Oh yes, that’s right, the core-gaming tween audience has finally found its crossover hit in Hannah, who comes to the 360 and PS3. (Yes, she’s on the Wii and DS. You had to ask?) That means this loss leader for Hannah ticket sales and such gets classified as an action game. Among Hannah’s action-game peers this week? The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena. McWhertor hasn’t asked me to review that, either.

This week’s count: nine for PC, eight for DS, six for 360, five for PS3, three for Wii, three for PSP, one for PS2, zero for Magnavox Odyssey.

Today (April 5)

Art Style: Aquia (DS)

Bird & Beans (DS)

Brain Age Express: Math (DS)

Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face (DS)

Rhythm Heaven (DS)

WarioWare: Snapped! (DS)

Monday (April 6)

Professor Heinz Wolff’s Gravity (Wii, DS)

Tuesday (April 7)

Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor (PC)

DCS: Black Shark (PC)

Elven Legacy (PC)

Escape The Museum (Wii)

Flock (PC)

Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus (PS2, PSP)

Hammerin’ Hero (PSP)

Hannah Montana: The Movie (PS3, DS, Wii, 360)

Ninja Blade (360)

OMG! High School Triple Play Pack (PC)

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena (PC, PS3, 360)

The Godfather II (PS3, 360, PC)

Wednesday (April 8)

Dragon Ball: Evolution (PSP)

Flock (XBLM)

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix (360)

Thursday (April 9)

Flock (PSN)

Helldorado (PC)

Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic (PS3)

Friday (April 10)

Braid (PC)

Source: Gamespot