Now that Wolverine’s been fired from the X-Men, there’s no real reason to keep his stupid fireworks-making, stuck-in-the-90s, mall-babe-eating-chili-fries sidekick on the payroll. We’ve been waiting for this one, Jubilee.
https://lastchance.cc/wolverine-is-the-most-useless-x-man-so-hes-fired-1445244289%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Certainly the X-Men can afford a day care service. Goodbye, Jubilee.
Now that we’ve gotten rid of Jubes (great nickname, not reminiscent of anything), Wolverine, Angel and Gambit, that just leaves Dazzler, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We’re waiting, Pete Holmes.
UPDATE: Oh that’s right, I forgot she’s a vampire now. That makes it all better (no it doesn’t).
