I’m picturing some poor schmuck at Microsoft accounts getting a bill for the Xbox One’s launch event in NYC tonight in a few months’ time, looking at it, then jumping straight out a window
https://lastchance.cc/there-armored-trucks-are-full-of-xbox-ones-1469287585%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Some of team Kotaku will be heading down to check it out; expect more coverage from them through the night.