With a Wink, One Epic Game Shrewdly Delivers Less Than It Promises

One Epic Game is a staged endless-run platformer. It recognizes that this isn’t going to be the next Jetpack Joyride or Canabalt, so it has to change the scenery and the rules to keep you involved. While each stage layout unfolds randomly like a true endless runner, your job will be to make it a certain distance, then it’s time to move along to another chapter. The “lives” you have really function like health (except in the stage where you have to make it through unscathed). The stages are short enough that you don’t really need save points.

You have two controls, jump and shoot. Holding jump means you jump higher and longer. Picking up a jetpack means you can fly with the jump button. Weapon powerups turn your simple one-shot pistol into a laser, a flamethrower, a rocket launcher or, naturally, something resembling a BFG 9000.

In between stages you’ll get lots of fourth-wall destroying commentary, some of it rather frank (“Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit,” the hero tells the predictably corrupt president). There is a free-run mode if you really want to , and you can pick any of the five environments from the campaign.

But it doesn’t lard itself with in-app purchases, doesn’t introduce a virtual economy shot through with bullshit unlockables, doesn’t pretend you really give a damn for leaderboards. One Epic Game, despite its title and the silly story, does not pretend to be something it isn’t. The joke’s actually on us, and I think it’s a good one.