It’s Monday and time for Ask Kotaku, the weekly feature in which Kotaku-ites deliberate on a single burning question. Then, we ask your take.
This week we Ask Kotaku: Would you ever get a video game tattoo?
Ian, you could be the dude. Image: Nintendo
Ian
Tricky question! I’m honestly wrestling with it.
I didn’t blink when getting my Star Wars tattoo, as simple as it is, but I would need to think of a very good reason to get something video game-related permanently etched in my skin. That’s not to deride anyone who has done it, I just…I don’t know, for some reason I don’t want to be the dude who has pikmin inked on his chest just because he really likes Pikmin. And I think that’s interesting considering the silly stuff I’ve already done to my body.
So, final answer? Maybe! Just like anything else, I’d need a good reason.
In an old life, I used to be a youth worker. And when teens would ask me about getting tattoos, I’d say a very Old Man thing: “Are there any clothes in your wardrobe more than five years old?” Which was clearly cheating, because of course not, they’re growing teenagers, they wouldn’t fit. But you know, they got the idea. Wait until everything you care about has stopped changing every six months before indelibly etching things into your skin. I applied the same rule to myself, and seemingly having failed to ever grow up, I’m relieved. Because goodness knows, The Longest Journey tattoos I’d have painted myself in back in 1999 might feel a little awkward to me now.
I realize I sound like such a curmudgeon, but I’m a hypocrite too. I think it’s so damned cool when people get entire sleeves done, and envy both their commitment and tolerance for pain. I could chronicle all my gaming loves, something that works in Day of the Tentacle, Knights of the Old Republic, Deus Ex, Dragon Age, Dungeon Master, somehow some Hexcells, and yes, goddammit, The Longest Journey too. It’d be quite the thing.
Ash
I’ve always wanted a video game tattoo and ever since becoming a real adult with real money, the urge to get ink that will absolutely embarrass the shit out of my parents has only gotten stronger. I don’t have anything yet but unlike most of my colleagues, I’m more interested in tattoos of words rather than familiar images. Lyrics from one of Dragon Age: Inquisition’s songs, “The Dawn Will Come,” is at the top of my list for literary tattoos.
The night is long And the path is dark Look to the sky For one day soon The dawn will come
Dragon Age is one of my favorite video game series. I’m also a very words-oriented person (duh, writer) and strongly connected to imagery around the sun, the sky, and stars (my Twitter handle comes from the Latin phrase “Per aspera, ad astra”). Naturally, I’m drawn to the idea of a tattoo that combines both my love of the sky and Dragon Age. It’s also not outside the realm of possibility to get an artistic tattoo too, though I’m less sure of what it would look like. Strong contenders are Dragon Age: Inquisition’s inquisitor symbol, Mass Effect’s N7 logo, or some emblem that represents the four chocobros of Final Fantasy XV.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. If the Shanghai Dragons ever win the Overwatch League championship I will be in the tattoo parlor the very next day.
Ethan
My partner and I were supposed to get matching tattoos (no, I’m not telling you what they were) before the pandemic hit. The plan was then to work up from there into some other cool designs. Stuff that makes me feel good, like a bowl of ramen maybe, or a twin-popsicle. These sound like jokes and yet they are the best I can come up with, which is why as silly as it feels to get a gaming tattoo it doesn’t seem any worse than the alternative. It would probably be something from EarthBound, maybe the Bubble Monkey. He seemed friendly and happy, two vibes I would like to further cultivate in myself. Or the shiny gold Final Starman. I too would like to be a star of a man. We’ll see. Maybe someday once it’s moderately safer to have a stranger print ink on my body.
The meaning of this picture is left up to the reader. Image: Nintendo
Stephen
I’m deeply honored to have been invited to return to Kotaku to answer this question. I’ve thought deeply about the matter at hand. Considered it. Pondered it. And I’m happy to provide an answer: Nope.
How About You?
Kotaku’s weighed in, but what’s your take? Do you walk the ink-ed path, or leave that stuff for far less uptight people? Kidding, kidding. Have your say! We’ll be back next Monday to deliberate and debate on another nerdy issue. See you in the comments!