A new service launches tomorrow, called GameCrush, where men can pay money to play over Xbox Live with an āattractive girlā (Warning: NSFW)
Yes, this is real
Interested, lonely men (or cashed up pranksters) can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game (checkers, etc) against a āPlayDateā, where you get face-to-face time with one of these āattractive girlsā over a webcam, or join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live.
A single game of either will cost you $8.25, with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for 6.
Girls somehow interested in this should know thereās money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds from a match going to the āPlayDateā, who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her āhotness, gaming skill, and flirtinessā.
GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. Iāll let the siteās FAQ explain. āWe have created two broad categories, āFlirtyā and āDirtyā to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!ā
There are already 1200 āPlayDatesā registered on the site, some of whom are serious about the whole thing, others less so, while others were born in former Communist states, caught whiff of the scent of internet money and stuck out their tits accordingly.
Itās so hard trying to decide whether this is the best thing weāve ever seen, or the worst. Might need to flip a coin.
There are four Xbox 360 games supported so far, those being Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2. If this somehow takes off, you can expect more platforms, as well as MMO titles, to be supported.
To your left, youāll find a selection of some of the ladies (well, mostly ladies) who will be sitting by their computers tomorrow, waiting just for you. Big boy. (WARNING: Some of itās a little NSFW).
[via IGN]
BRENDA ā āHmmm lets see about meā¦Iām 31, single, no kids, and a great career. I love video games, but I mostly play Wii and PS2. I love to bike ride, go out dancing, and I absolutely LOVE to cook. I also enjoy movies, concerts, plays, and comedy shows. Although Iām 31, Iām still a party girl and I love to have a great time out being wild and crazy. Iām also laid back, fun loving, and very freaky! I love to flirt and meet new people so make sure you say hi!!!!ā
INKED ā āI love gaming co-op! There are NOT enough co op games š I am really into zombie games and enjoy playing Left 4 Dead 1 & 2! I can have a foul mouth on occasion when really into gaming, but I still have fun and enjoy myself a lot more when chatting with others! Iām no expert at games but I like to have a good time!ā
DRIFTBBY ā āI spit that lyrical imbound &you know Ima smoke your car &send it to the impound. Iām the mutha fcukin realist. Best respect &bow down! :]ā
BAMBII303 ā āHi there Im Faith. I live in Denver,Co and just turned 18.
Im a really cill girl who loves playing videos games, hanging with the guys, and having a good timeĀ : ) I love talking to guys and kicking ass in the fine art of gaming . lol. I enjoy compliments, im very flirtatious and very easy to get along with. I may be small, but i pack a powerfull punchā
DIRTYCUMSLUT ā āTurn Offs: not cumming for meā
ZOMBUNNY ā āIām a gothboy/gamer and I love the dark side of life. I love putting on makeup and pretty clothes and going out to dance and party with other pretty boys and girls. I also love to tear it up on Gears of War 2..I love blood and chainsaws.And I love pale geeky guys.ā
HOTSHOT ā āI love Xbox Live! To be quite honest, I am an online junkie. I barely even consider a game if it doesnāt let me duke it out over the Internet with my friends. I have even broken up with boys who did not know how to handle a controller let alone a Scorpion MBT! Besides gaming I love my cat Freskels ā and I am not kidding ā he even has a few moves of his own on the battlefield (ok, maybe with a little help!)ā
MIDMOWHISKEYGIRL ā āWell I kick A$$, HAH! You cant beat me at Medal of Honorā¦Haloā¦or Texas Hold emā GARUNTEEDā