“Okay Xbot.”

The phrase “Sony Pony” implies a gentle ribbing of the PlayStation fan’s endless showboating and indulgent excentricities (PSVR2? Project Q?). “Xbot” implies an unthinking machine trying to help you navigate your cable company’s automated customer service help desk. Don’t utter this one unless you want the “Xbots” to rise up and flame you all the way from Monday into the console generation.