To: Ashcraft
From: Brian Totilo Crecente
Re: Welcome Back!
https://lastchance.cc/welcome-back-5619469%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Why, hello there, fellow Brian. Man, my flight from Germany was eventful, but I am so glad that we had Totilo working at Kotaku last week. Golly, he sure wrote some great posts about David Hasselhoff and Playboy magazines. Youād think thatās what we hired him to do.
https://lastchance.cc/street-fighter-creator-shows-off-his-worst-best-idea-h-5616737%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
(Imagine if I had instead spent my flight pre-writing stories for Monday so I could take the day off. No! Sunday is for sundae-planning, I always say!)
Fellow Brian, I once read that you can defeat jet lag by shining a light behind your knee. Either I read about it in 1998 or Stephen Totilo did.
One thing, though, fellow Brian, is that we canāt let Totilo write the Day Note. He might think heās one of us, a Brian. We know heās not, and he could never be.
Do you think, by the way, that Brian is too common a name? And maybe not as good a name as Stephen?
What you may have missed last night
I Played Darkspore And I Loved It
Mafia II Review: Smelling The Roses In A Life Lived Too Fast
We Get A Surprise DeathSpank Sequel Next Month
TimeShift Weighs Heavily On Inversion
Crysis 2 is Like āParkour Free-Running With Gunsā
Whatās So Special About Rage
The Force Unleashed IIās Wii Version Adds More Jedi Powers
The One Thing Iād Change About Resident Evil 5ās Move Controls
James Bond 007: Blood Stone Looking Smarter, Better, Bonder
Playing With The Force Unleashed IIās Jedi Mind Tricks and Limb Lopping
Forty-Five Minutes As A Bunny-Loving Guild Wars 2 Necromancer
https://lastchance.cc/i-played-darkspore-and-i-loved-it-5617019%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
