Hello! This week we watch a Minecraft player electrocute themselves, get ready to go to Hell in Doom Eternal, learn about all the games getting delayed, take over an airport TV to play some Apex Legends and meet a cat who does front flips.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://lastchance.cc/the-pokemon-cakes-episode-of-food-network-challenge-is-1841001821%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Iām honestly surprised at how big that damn Squirtle ended up being. Likeā¦too big. Too big.
https://lastchance.cc/game-delays-cause-more-crunch-1841065204%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
https://lastchance.cc/buy-the-new-humble-bundle-help-australia-1841048567%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Australia is burning and needs help. Plus you get some cool games in the process.
Tweets!
Fuck it cats giving other cats tattoos. pic.twitter.com/a8pIhprwJM
ā BROKE BASTARD (@lilbrokebastard) January 13, 2020
āCan you do like a little fish on my ass? That would be cute.ā
Suffer, as I have suffered pic.twitter.com/Des3eqafSR
ā ThoulessPrime šŗš¦ (@ThoulessPrime) January 13, 2020
Oui oui, General Kenobi. Would you like to see my, lightsaber collection?
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1217195264060076032
A few days ago one of my cats flipped off the couch and then proceeded to slide under the couch on her back. All of this took like 3 seconds and it was smooth. Almost like she had practiced the move many times. Cats are wild.
News
The Next Smash Bros. Character Is Fire Emblemās Byleth
Sources: Horizon: Zero Dawn Is Coming To PC
Destiny 2ās Latest Puzzle Is Turning Out To Be Brain-Breakingly Complex
Man āHijacksā Airport Monitor To Play PS4 Game
Letās See How Construction On Nintendoās Theme Park Is Coming Along
Cyberpunk 2077 Delayed To September
Square Enix Delays Final Fantasy VII Remake And Avengers
Nazi Moron Arrested Over Multiple Swatting Calls
Might and Magicās 100-Player Auto Chess Spin-Off Comes Out Later This Month
With PS5 On The Way, Sony Will Skip E3 Again
Trailers & Videos You May Have Missed
I know The Joker is ādarkā and ātwistedā and kills people, but still surprised WB and DC are fine letting him get ripped apart in Mortal Kombat.
One day Iāll get around to playing these games. I like killing Nazis, I like co-op and I donāt mind zombies. Seems like I might dig this series.
RIP AND TEAR. Iām ready to RIP AND TEAR.
