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Creepy Monkey

Hello! This week we talk about the latest big-budget video game flop, discover how gross pelicans can be, check out the new Fast & Furious game, play video games while eating, and meet a creepy monkey in Animal Crossing.

Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week

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I have a few rules in my home. But one of them is simple and non-negotiable: Don’t eat food while using my controllers. You monsters out there eating and playing games sicken me. Stop it.

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The world needed another hero shooter about as much as I needed another hole in my head.

https://lastchance.cc/fallout-76-s-parade-event-delayed-because-players-can-t-1843678145%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

If I had a nickel for every time I’m out and about and can’t find some good intestines…

Tweets!

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1265178439654539267

Nature, what the fuck are you doing?

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1264700033087049729

The legends spoke of his return, but I didn’t believe them. Few did.

Uhhh.. excuse me. What the hell are you doing?

News

Street Fighter V Costume Design Contest Is Asking For Free Labor

BlizzCon 2020 Has Been Cancelled

Sony Will Finally Show PlayStation 5 Games On June 4

Winners Of Counter-Strike Tournament Banned After The Event For Cheating

We’ve Got At Least Five More Years Of EA’s NFL Exclusivity

The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Is Getting A Sequel

Xbox Series X Backwards Compatible Games Will Support Quick Resume Feature And HDR, Microsoft Says

Silent Hill Returns As Dead By Daylight Expansion

Call of Duty: WWII Is One Of June’s PlayStation Plus Games

Oh Hell Yeah Toy Soldiers Is Getting A WW2 Sequel

Trailers & Videos From The Past Week

I hate how often this is used as an insult against games, but seriously, this looks like a PS3 game. What happened? This is a billion-dollar mega-franchise. It feels odd to release what looks like a budget title.

I do enjoy how Pyramid Head has gone from a creepy, interesting monster that meant something narratively to the Silent Hill mascot. Sure, just stick him in a slot machine game, who cares!

Arnold is just going to return to every 80s and 90s franchise he was a part of eventually, huh?

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