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Seismitoad Is Loved By Old People Because It’s Really Good At Massaging Them

Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, but I do enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So, Here’s Another Pokemon! It’s Seismitoad! Seismitoad Details Type: Water / Ground Average Height: 4′ 11″ Average Weight: 136.7 lbs First Added In Generation…

By Zack Zwiezen Published August 22, 2020

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Seismitoad Is Loved By Old People Because It’s Really Good At Massaging Them

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Politoed Hangs Out In Groups And Shouts All Night

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Honchkrow Is A Shitty Boss

Dusclops Will Steal Your Soul If You Look Inside It

Cutiefly Knows That Amber Is The Color Of Your Energy

Munchlax Hides Food In Its Body Hair And Then Forgets About It

Whismur Breathes Through Its Ears And Screams So Loudly It Scares Itself

Froslass Freezes Handsome Men And Stores Them In Her Collection

Shuckle Hides In Its Shell And Makes Booze Using Toe Vomit

Houndoom Will Make You Feel Pain For The Rest Of Your Life

Skrelp Eats Rotten Seaweed And Looks Like Rotten Seaweed

Crustle Is Only Confident When It’s Thicc

Feebas Is So Ugly Everyone Ignores It

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