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  Ten Totally Insane, Totally Bloody Japanese Flicks

  During the 1970s, Japan made some amazing grindhouse flicks, like School of the Holy Beast and Terrifying Girls’ High School: Lynch Law Classroom. The country’s exploitation filmmakers have been going through a Renaissance in the past decade, concentrating on outrageous splatter flicks like Tokyo Gore Police and The Machine Girl. And it does not look…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  Stupid Pigeons are No Match for a Man in a Paper Hat

  If you’ve played SNK fighting game Fatal Fury, you know Terry Bogard’s Power Wave. Over the years, it has evolved—into chopsticks, apparently. Watch as Japanese comedy site Megwin has Terry Bogard takes on some pigeons with the Power Wave. 木製パワーウェイブで鳩を追い払えるか？ [Kotaku Japan]

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  Heroines Are A Dangerous Drug: Japanese Users Spend Massive Money On Imaginary Idols

  Namco Bandai’s idol simulator is taking the Japanese mobile game market by storm and burning holes in players’ pockets. The Idolmaster game series is well known among Japanese gamers for its cute virtual girls and plethora of costly DLC. Now it seems the mobile phone version of the game, Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, (better known among…

  By Toshi Nakamura Published April 5, 2012
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  Missed the New Lupin Anime Debut? Here’s a NSFW Recap.

  A brand new Lupin anime is airing in Japan. Dubbed Lupin the Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Mine, It’s centered on Lupin heroine Fujiko. The show is the first televised Lupin anime series in 27 years—and the first to feature a female director. If the teaser poster, which featured a topless Fujiko, didn’t clue you…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  This Concept Art Will Kill You Dead

  Goichi Suda’s next game is called Killer Is Dead. The game isn’t a sequel to his cult hit Killer7, but it does feature No More Heroes style swordplay. The concept art does make the title look quite different from his other work. It’s like salarymen plus the future plus stabby-stabby. For more about Killer Is…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  It’s Not Just Weather, But Women’s Underwear

  This week, a typhoon hit Japan. It snapped telephone poles in half. It overturned trucks. It killed people. Footage of the storm in action showed just how powerful it was. Yet, when Japanese news station TV Asahi did its report on the typhoon, it also didn’t hesitate from showing a close-up of a woman’s skirt…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2012
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  If Video Game Box Art Hadn’t Changed in Thirty Years…

  There was a certain charm to video game box art from the 1970s and 1980s. The graphics were so terrible that often quite abstract, quite amazing art had to be used to sell a game in its stead. These days everything is “better”. Read: more airbrushed, photoshopped, boardroom-approved. Wouldn’t it be great if instead of…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  There Won’t Be Another Skywalker if You Use Star Wars Condoms

  While it can’t be that long until we see something more official along these lines, for now, artist Benedetto Papi’s ideas for Star Wars condoms are as close to Galactic contraception as we’re going to get. Not sold on the quotes, though. May I suggest (and these will be abbreviated to fit on the packaging):…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  The Nightmare Fuel of Skating Game Bugs & Glitches

  Sure, laugh at some of these if you want. Others will haunt your dreams tonight, so terrifying are their deformations of the human form. It’s been a while since we shared some physics mishaps from EA’s Skate series, something that needs to be amended this evening. Here, then, are enough glitches, bugs, errors and just…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  Original, Badass Zelda Art By Katsuya Terada

  Katsuya Terada is a Japanese artist you may not know by name, but you may definitely know him for his work. He’s done character design for the Blood: The Last Vampire movie. He’s helped out on Western cartoons like Hellboy. He’s even done illustrations for Nintendo Power magazine. Which leads us neatly into this gallery…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  If Nintendo Had Made Angry Birds. In the 1980s.

  Swedish artist Giorgio Cantù has imagined what it would like if Nintendo had come up with the idea for Angry Birds and, instead of releasing it on a phone in the 21st century, had released it on a Game & Watch device in the 1980s. It looks way easier, even with the series’ revolutionary new…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  I Can’t Believe This is an Indie Adventure Game

  I lost my shit a little while ago when I first saw Stasis, an upcoming indie sci-fi horror game on the PC. I’m losing a little more today, because there’s a new trailer for it. While it looks like an isometric Dead Space, it’s actually an adventure game. A proper, old-fashioned, point-and-click adventure game. That…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  Imagine Your Balls Are a Control Pad And You Can Beat Cancer

  This poster is part of a new series of ads put together by the Liga Contra el Cancer in Peru, urging men to play with their balls more often in an effort to help stop testicular cancer. Not that many men will need the encouragement, but the “give your fingers a better use” motif is…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  Commander Shepard Hasn’t Recorded Any New Mass Effect 3 Dialogue. Yet.

  So Bioware is giving us a “modified” ending to Mass Effect 3. While details are scant, the safe money is on not a changed ending, but an epilogue of sorts. Something more If you were hoping that would mean something more from a certain Commander Shepard, well, it doesn’t sound like it will. Speaking with…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2012
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  Thirty Years in a Loft and This Console Still Looks Gorgeous

  It might be dusty, and the games might be more than a little dog-eared, but according to the photographer it all still works, despite having sat in a loft for over thirty years. They sure don’t make ’em like they used to. True Vintage [sj9966 @ Flickr, via it 8-bit]

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 4, 2012
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  You Can Call Me Fletch

  Aloha Kotaku and welcome to the mid-week open thread. It’s all downhill from here! Gathered from around the web are a bunch of things that you may or may not want to read and/or talk about. Up to you! This Samantha Brick thing has gotten firey – I liked this take on it. Whatever happened…

  By Kirk Hamilton Published April 4, 2012
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  Microsoft Registers Several “Halo Infinity” Domains, but haloinfinity.com Remains in the Hands of a Japanese Baldness Clinic

  The domain registry watchdog Fusible reports that Microsoft’s brand protection partner snapped up the full monty of HaloInfinity-dot-whatever domain names—except for a big one—which likely tips off some kind of activity or release involving that title. Joystiq hilariously notes that haloinfinity.com, not among them, is from the looks of it a placeholder site that for…

  By Owen Good Published April 4, 2012
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  Marvel Pinball Tries to Control the Raging Spirit That Dwells in World War Hulk

  Revealed about three weeks ago, Avengers Chronicles is the next series of tables that Zen Studios is making for its Marvel Pinball and Pinball FX 2 downloadable games on PlayStation Network and Xbox Live, respectively. Here’s the first trailer for one of those tables, World War Hulk It looks absolutely huge, which is intentional, I’m…

  By Owen Good Published April 4, 2012
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  Now These Here Are Some Rockin’ Mass Effect Leggings

  Chicagoan Alexandra Threw has posted the above Mass Effect-inspired N7 Leggings to Etsy, where you can buy a pair for $75. As video-game themed leggings go, these are pretty damned cool. I wonder if Threw could get an endorsement from the Commander. “I’m Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite leggings on Etsy. Wait, what’s…

  By Kirk Hamilton Published April 4, 2012