Ramattra, Overwatch 2’s Omnic radical tank hero, has been in the hero shooter for almost three years, and he doesn’t get a ton of love as far as cosmetics go. So when he does, his dedicated fanbase is usually willing to throw some money at the skin shop. Well, the big guy’s latest skin, the Preserver, sure looks like it’s given the robot man a big ol’ dick. Not literally, but there’s something suspiciously phallic in his nether regions.
At first, you can’t see this at all. Ramattra has two forms: his standard Omnic Form and his brawler Nemesis Form. When he’s in his usual getup, he resembles a kind of monk and wields a staff that can fire triangle-shaped projectiles. His Nemesis Form gives him a sturdier, larger build, and also includes what looks like a loincloth in most skins. The design of this fabric changes depending on what costume you’re using, and the Preserver is no different. What stands out, however, is that the design straight up looks like a penis, and the way it jets from his waist makes it look like Ramattra is definitely a shower, not a grower. If you spin his model in the shop or Hero menu fast enough, it gives Baldur’s Gate 3 jiggle physics. You can see it most easily in this showcase video below at about the 1:10 mark.
The Preserver skin is only available as part of the season 19 Ultimate bundle, which also includes a Kiriko skin, Overwatch coins, and 20 battle pass tier skips for a whopping $40. Are Ramattra fans starving enough for skins to pay that much money for his robo dong, while also supporting the community’s collective nemesis of skin hogging that is Kiriko? Yeah, probably. Go with god, friends. I will be sticking with the Diesel Baron skin because I like his metal beard.