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Returnal Weapons, Ranked

Returnal, a new PS5-exclusive action game, is tough as nails. But, as with many games that feature roguelike elements, all sorts of weapons can turn up on your runs. Each one can help you, with various degrees of efficacy, on your quest of “not dying.” Here, according to the tried-and-true scientific method of our long-running underexplained lists, is the definitive ranking of those weapons.

From best to worst


Thermogenic launcher (with “full auto” perk)

Tachyomatic carbine

Hollowseeker

Spitmaw blaster

Electropylon driver

Modified sidearm

Coilspine shredder

Dreadbound

Pyroshell caster

Thermogenic launcher (without “full auto” perk)

Literally nothing equipped at all.

Seriously, you’d be better running through Atropos with your hands tied behind your back.

And blindfolded.

Rotgland lobber

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