14. Broken Spear (Cydonia, Mars, Sol System)
If the Broken Spear was all that its sign promises, it would be way higher up on the list. Hanging above its entrance is a picture of a skull biting a spear in half between its teeth, with the bar’s name emblazoned over it in some cool, retro-futuristic font. Unfortunately, the sign is the only cool thing about the Mars-based bar, as its interior has about as much personality as its bartender, who doesn’t like mixed drinks because he thinks alcohol should be enjoyed straight-up. Yawn, boring, I’ll pass. — AM
