13. Jake’s (New Atlantis, Jemison, Alpha Centauri System)
Jake’s is like that dive bar in Brooklyn where no matter how cool you dress or how often you go, the bartender will always be a cantankerous dick. Jake doesn’t want to engage in any small talk, and he’s very openly mean, which always makes me anxious when I’m ordering at a bar. If I can’t use my gregarious nature to get a free shot out of you (or even just a smile), I’m at a loss. I’d probably cry if I went here. — AM
