12. Brown Horse Tavern (New Homestead, Titan, Sol System)
The Brown Horse Tavern is located in the middle of a museum—a museum adjacent to underground living areas on a Saturn moon whose bleak sights will bore you to death before you succumb to hypothermia. And for some reason there’s a tour guide who’s eager to show you the damn storage containers folks are forced to live in here? Yeahhh….well when you’re done with the depression tour and are over staring at leftover artifacts from Earth and replica ships that despite their primitive technology speak to a time when life was once way-the-hell easier for humanity, maybe it’s time for a shot of tequila and a beer. At least there’s that, goddess help us. — CJ
