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The Witcher 2‘s Xbox Enhancements Include a New Euphemism For Sex

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Perhaps you have heard that The Witcher 2 is really good? Because you know what, it really is!

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And even better, the version that’s coming out for the 360 is still very much the same game that PC gamers fell in love with last year.

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The trailer above breaks down all of the updates and improvements in the 360 version, and does a very good job of selling the game. It also contains a fairly hilarious sex-euphemism—as Geralt slides his hand up Triss Merigold’s naked thigh, the words “No Quality Compromise” flash across the screen.

Do you get it? Is it clear? Warner Brothers and CD Projekt would like you to know that the 360 version will contain all of the lustful, sexy exploits as its PC version did. Oh, goody.

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