Yennefer

Are the normies gone? Good. Yennefer was always the right choice and you have impeccable taste for romancing her. While some might say romancing Yennefer in The Witcher 3 is like deciding mac and cheese will always be your favorite food because you really liked it as a kid, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Robert Kraft’s greatest creation. Hey, they make artisan bowls of mac and cheese for adults now. She’s definitely not lacking in seasoning, and will have you begging for more.

If you romanced Yen, you like the kind of person who’s great at non-verbal communication, doesn’t wilt at the first sign of a plan not going accordingly, and is perfectly secure with who they are as a person.

Some may say Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” was made with you two in mind, but what do they know? The sex is good and appreciative of the not-at-all creepy art of taxidermy, the love runs so deep that even a broken spell couldn’t stop y’all, and your verbal bouts and slapboxing fisticuffs are adorable as hell. No one else in the world… I mean in The Witcher 3, knows you better than Yennefer.