Twitter Cracks Wise About PlayStation Network Hack

Your personal information may have been stolen from your PlayStation 3’s online account by a malicious hacker. Your credit card number may have been compromised, though the people at PlayStation aren’t sure.

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– Bookscout

“If Sony had required firmware updates hourly instead of daily, this never would’ve happened.”

– MTV Multiplayer’s Russ Frushtick

“PSN’s down for a week, my credit card info might be stolen, but the most irritating thing about Sony’s service is still the name ‘Qriocity.'”

– Casey Malone

“Upside of PSN debacle: easy to identify, block Sony Defense Force.”

– Giant Bomb’s Ryan Davis

“Mortal Kombat exclusive: Kratos. Xbox 360 Mortal Kombat exclusive: being online.”

-Andre Black Nerd

“Bad news gets worse. If you ever participated in Folding@Home, it turns out that PSN was storing your entire DNA sequence.”

– Insult Swordfighting’s Mitch Krpta

“Funnily enough, going to @Kotaku for news on the PSN thing reminded me that I already changed my passwords when they leaked my info.”

– Martin Tsang (wait, we’re not allowed to laugh at that one, right?)

“Sony warns that Playstation Network hacker may have taken users’ personal info/credit cards while leaving their virginity intact.”

– Funny or Die

“I better go change my birthday.”

– Ars Technica reader

“Man, Kevin Butler better have a fucking gut-buster in his quiver to win me back this time.”

– Joystiq’s Griffin McElroy

“I hope the PSN hackers do something really cool with all our money, like start a game company that provides a reliable and secure service!”

– Justin Amirkhani (not sure if this one was really a joke)

“At Sony we believe in an open platform. A very open platform.”

– Fake Kaz Hirai

Frushtick’s the winner here, yes?

For practical info about this debacle and how it may affect you, check out our PSN Hack FAQ

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