We Live In A Society That Loves To Kickflip

Hello! This week Waluigi runs very fast, we talk about all the war crimes Yoda committed, we watch a weird live-action trailer for Super Monkey Ball HD, we learn that Luigi’s Mansion is nearly 20 years old and we discover The Joker can skate.

Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week

https://lastchance.cc/luigis-mansion-3-is-an-eerie-delight-from-the-lobby-to-1839360620%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

A great review, but boy did I not need to be reminded that the original Luigi’s Mansion is almost 20 years old. That’s not right.

https://lastchance.cc/hilarious-mod-lets-waluigi-run-mario-kart-races-on-foot-1839477773%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Waluigi was later fined for doping.

https://lastchance.cc/twitch-streamer-explains-why-painting-her-body-on-camer-1839363485%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

https://lastchance.cc/fallout-1st-is-creating-a-class-divide-among-fallout-76-1839423973%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

I need to get back to Fallout 76. Yes, it’s not great, but I want to be there when the working-class free players take down the rich premium players.

Arthur Fleck's Pro Skater: Underground Society pic.twitter.com/s6G0Tr8RLv

— IGotSilver (@IGotSilver) October 28, 2019

I’m more a fan of Arthur Fleck’s Pro Joker 3, personally.

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1188919291963461632

Yoda was telling the truth when he said: “Wars not make one great.” He knew from personal experience. The dude was a war criminal hiding in a swamp.

Untitled spreadsheet pic.twitter.com/UIFLg9Wuox

— meowza (@meowza) October 29, 2019

=SUM (HONK, LOUD)

News From The Past Week

Blizzard Loses Sponsor Over Hong Kong Actions

Sony Has Shipped 102 Million PS4s

Once Again, EA Cancels Its NBA Game

AI Masters StarCraft II, Ranked Higher Than 99.8% Of Human Players

Here’s November 2019’s Xbox Games With Gold

Nioh And Outlast 2 Are November’s PlayStation Plus Games

EA Returns To Steam With Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

Steam Is Now Asking Users To Re-Review Games After Playing Them Some More

Nintendo Switch Sales Up 50 Percent

Trailers And Videos You May Have Missed

I love trailers like this. Just sit down and tell me a bunch of information about your game. (I also can’t wait to play this.)

Keep it weird, Sega!

A fantastic game that got overlooked when it came out years ago as a digital title for Xbox 360 and PS3.

Say what you want about Fortnite, at least they have a cool Halloween event.