Hello! This week we buy Baby Yoda, defeat the problems clown, learn more about Shovel Knight’s long dev cycle, watch Ninja fail at slicing bread, meet one ugly bird and waste all our Cheez-Its.
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I love Shovel Knight and the story behind these games makes me love all of it even more.
BRING ME BABY YODA.
Stories like this remind me of how much of our history is just lost to the sands of time. Also, it reminds me how cool Command & Conquer was back in the day.
I can’t stop watching him try to slice bread. It…I…don’t…understand…
Tweets!
Our shelter cat, Cheezit, is a heavy sleeper and has no worries pic.twitter.com/vcCN84vlx2
— A happier day (@AHappierDay) December 9, 2019
It’s all fun and games until that cat hears a door slam, freaks out and sends Cheez-Its flying everywhere.
A perfect story 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9delVKLIiq
— TxLalo 亀界悟 (@Trill_Life214) December 10, 2019
Tale as old as time…
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1204921836095492096
“Mom, you look like shit.”
love when my wife blows up the problem clown https://t.co/sE5SBL2U8L
— Queso (@djbitchtits) December 9, 2019
The Problem Clown is getting a show on HBOmax.
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Yee-haw, cowpokes. Time to get us som’ shine and sell it to anybudy whos got the cash!
This game looks rad.
HONK
Someone needs to tell the Predator to just leave on his camo all the time. Make his life sooo much easier.
