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Quiet evil: Disney Dreamlight Valley

Screenshot: Gameloft / Kotaku
Screenshot: Gameloft / Kotaku

Morally, this game repulses me more than anything on this list.

If it brings you joy, I’m happy. If you’ve read any of my gameplay guides for it, I’m happy about that, too. But I think this game is evil distilled. It’s the poison in a snake fang frozen and shaven into the actual movie Frozen

Megacorps should not be allowed to create candied virtual worlds where their IP encourages you to perform manual labor. It’s disturbing, especially because it smiles. It’s possible that Mickey Mouse’s charming lazy eye has hypnotized you into believing Dreamlight Valley is a cute life sim and not a bundle of nascent evil. I can understand that. But I would lock my cottage doors, if I were you.


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