Welcome to my mind palace. I was just playing the recent-ish fighting game Guilty Gear Strive, and couldnât stop noticing how all of the character portraits look like Tinder profiles. So, of course, I have chosen to sit down and create my own tier list, based on how successful and/or good I think these characters would be on the apps.
This tier list exists in the Ren-Zone, which is to say it will be lore ambivalent. I do not care who is dating or attracted to who in canon, unless it is funny or relevant to my Vibes-Based judgement strategy. For example, in the Ren-Zone, Giovanna is a lesbian who only claims to be attracted to Leo because she thinks she is supposed to find men like him attractive, which is the only explanation for any woman actually liking him. I mean look at the guy.
