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Screenshot: Arc System Works

Zato-01

This man has a depression joke as the entirety of his bio. He has fully filled out his music tastes and Jesus, they are toxic. This is a man you want none of your friends to date, because he will ruin them. And yet…bi women love this dumb twink so much. They are just all about him. Look at his flowing hair and his femboy physique. And he’s depressed? Hot people who are also depressed are a uniquely dangerous breed. This man, much to my personal chagrin, absolutely fucks.

Screenshot: Arc System Works
Screenshot: Arc System Works

Goldlewis Dickinson

The quintessential bear. If Goldlewis Dickinson were a professional wrestler, his entrance theme would just be the Grindr notification sound. This man has had more sex than anyone else on the planet. His bodycount is an imaginary number.

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Screenshot: Arc System Works / Surewin

Giovanna (Goth Mod)

This one is pretty self explanatory.

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