A-Tier

I-No

I-No lists her kinks directly in her bio and swipes right on anyone she sees. She barely matches with anyone because she is terrifying. The amount of confidence required to even like her on a dating app is almost incalculable, and she will devastate anyone she comes across. Toxic as all hell and she fetishizes twinks (namely Axl).

Anji (Twink)

Good, Twink Anji is doing great. His toned, hairless form, and impeccable dance skills do him a lot of favors on the apps. He has an outrageous crush on Goldlewis, which means he’s a bit pickier than he would otherwise be. This means fewer, better matches, which in all honesty is probably in his best interests. I respect this Anji, unlike the Deceitful Incel Anji.

Nagoriyuki

My bisexual vampire king. This man…this man absolutely does well on the apps. His fashion sense is impeccable, he’s great at letting his photos tell you a lot about him. He has this very real intensity to him, but when you look at him you cannot help but wonder if perhaps it hides a gentle and understanding core. I love this streetwear samurai. The only thing keeping him out of S-Tier is his mediocre bio but, again, his pictures tell a thousand words.