D-Tier

Anji (Incel)

The Shadowy—and closer to canonical—Incel Anji is obsessed with Baiken and it’s really gross! He manifests this obsession by inevitably berating any women foolish enough to actually match with him. Just terrible behavior! Someone call this man’s mom to take him home, god.

Sol Badguy

You’ve heard of Wife Guys…now meet the Dead Wife Guy. This motherfucker loves his dead wife so much that he married her daughter-clone, after defeating his dead wife like six times. This motherfucker has a type and he superlikes them constantly, and then emotionally unloads all over them on the first date. That he had to defeat his wife in mortal combat is a terrible shame, but c’mon dude…get another personality trait other than, “I fought the Robo-Angel Reincarnation of my Dead Wife.” Maybe list a book you like or something. I dunno.

May

Her actual age is listed in her bio. That she is on this app at all is fucking gross. Ma’am get OUTTA here. I am begging you and your dolphins to leave. Your very presence makes everyone who comes across your profile uncomfortable. This is an intervention.